Yo' Momma is Perfect.
So...it's not Mother's Day. I'm sure it's some mother's (birth)day... somewhere . Well, actually...it was my mom's birthday last week...so perhaps a note - in her belated birthday honor - is due...because being the kind of child I am, I neglected to get her anything. I suppose I'll need a father-centered post at some point in the future, as well...Regardless... My mom can be infuriating, smothering, and annoying. Sometimes, she makes absolutely no sense...and I'm starting to think I inherited her ridiculousness. Anyway...she's absurd... She says things like "It fit me perfectly, but it wasn't my size!" and "spuh-tool-uh" and "linger-ee"...In general, she has an interesting grasp of the English language. She complains that she can't go to bed until I come home from wherever on Earth I might be - Seriously, though? Go to bed. Sometimes...days off from work for her become let's-hang-out-with-my-child